Trump didn’t just work with Canada and Mexico, he straight-up pimped them out. No love, no partnership, just raw domination. If North America was a block, Trump made sure the U.S. was the kingpin, while Canada and Mexico ran errands just to stay on his good side.
Canada thought it had a say in things. Cute. Meanwhile, Trump was out here treating it like a resource ATM, cashing out on lumber, oil, and whatever else he could squeeze.
Mexico had it even worse. One minute, Trump was calling it a problem, the next, he was forcing it to do America’s border security for free.
This wasn’t diplomacy—this was straight-up pimping. Trump saw Canada and Mexico like two side hustles he could milk for all they were worth. No respect, just control. At the end of the day, the scoreboard was clear.
CA: .....
Trump saw Canada not as a partner, but as America’s polite, sweater-wearing little cousin who does whatever big bro says.
And Mexico? It had no choice but to play along, because every time it tried to push back, Trump waved the tariff hammer like a mob boss demanding his cut.
The Power Structure has been rewritten. Because in Trump’s world, if you’re not the one pimping, you’re the one getting pimped.
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